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[fuckyou_chorus]

[IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP, THERE IS SUDDENLY A BOX. more specifically, a box, a sign that says VOTE, and a stack of ballots with the following options:

Poll

... welp.]

(( VOTERS GET A BALLOON. mingle and go nuts o7 ))

Comments

[burgercraving]

Seriously, is this place Camp Fuck Your Virgins, or what?

[burgercraving]

Isn't helium flammable?

[actionpainting]

Nope, it's non-flammable. Hindenburg levels of catastrophe are more hydrogen's thing.

[burgercraving]

... Yay nostalgia then. Both perversion and childhood fun in one go.

[actionpainting]

A combination camp seems to enjoy.

[burgercraving]

And you think we shouldn't throw in condoms and cucumbers to really shake it up. They really killed at school-people stopped eating salads because of AIDS awareness.

[actionpainting]

Gosh, times have changed. In my day we used bananas.

[burgercraving]

Cucumbers are more realistic for expectations ...

[actionpainting]

It's true. And why instill young minds with unrealistic expectations?

[burgercraving]

Though the cucumbers are a little large.

[actionpainting]

Somebody should really work on genetically engineering the perfect vegetable for health classes to use in these situations. Get on it, science.

[burgercraving]

They could just use toys, but I'm pretty sure someone would complain.

[actionpainting]

Within two hours, three at the max.

[burgercraving]

That's enough to give a lesson.

[actionpainting]

Followed by another lesson in how much sensitive parents enjoy lawsuits. What an educational day it would be!

[burgercraving]

... Can you really give a lawsuit for that?