ITP: two awesome things. bubblewrap... and mistletoe

[velocivector]

[Today in camp, a strange plague has befallen the area. Spread throughout all the fields, over the cabins, and even through the mess hall are miles and leagues of a certain packing material! Yes, all around you are sheets and rolls of bubblewrap, fresh for the popping. Even now you may feel that niggling urge to reach out and just start pressing

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[bluetilator]

[it's more fun when you stomp on them]

[bluetilator]

Why would the oldest and strongest of demons need to get along?

[babyjusthurtme]

oh no dont go gettin me wwrong i sympatize entirely
trolls are so innately vviolent only the strongest survvive infancy only to be thrust straight into our wworld a bloodshed an class disparity
hell my race had to evvolvve a fuckin mandatory reproduction system just to cope wwith the sheer population regression
theres a reason wwe wwere the most powwerful ovverlords in our univverse

[bluetilator]

And what is that reason?

[babyjusthurtme]

because wwe wwere the most vviolent and powwerful race in our univverse

[bluetilator]

Do you expect me to be impressed?

[babyjusthurtme]

wwhat no im just makin convversation
i dont think theres impressin someone from a group called the old ones that goes wwithout sayin

[bluetilator]

Yet it so often needs to be said to the pathetic inhabitants of this world.

[babyjusthurtme]

right i get it humans try to impress you an fail

[bluetilator]

Humans are so tiring.

[babyjusthurtme]

oh god tell me about it

[bluetilator]

All that petty whining! Humans make terrible servants.

[babyjusthurtme]

help me conquer it

[bluetilator]

Conquer humanity with you? You're not fit to lick the ground I've just walked on.

[babyjusthurtme]

I AM SO FIT TO LICK THAT
wwait wwhat no but still

[bluetilator]

You want to worship me; this is natural. Worship me from further away.