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[verypointed]

[There's a new guy standing over here by a barn, staring quite dubiously at Marcy atop that silo.]

Excuse me, can someone please direct me to the head of this establishment? I think there might have just been some sort of mistake, being sent here.

((OOC: new voice, new icons, slow LJ loading times. Please be patient with me!))

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[byakuran]

She's not around. Would you like to leave a message?

[verypointed]

I was hoping to speak with her soon in person. Would you happen to know when she'll be back?

[byakuran]

Not anytime this year. Or the next.

[verypointed]

Excuse me?

[byakuran]

She's unavailable on a permanent basis.

[verypointed]

Alright, direct me to the person in charge of hires.

[byakuran]

Unavailable. [ holds out a bag of marshmallows ] Marshmallow?

[verypointed]

No thank you.

[AND NOW I WILL ATTEMPT TO use my handy dandy bracelet communicator... to no avail.]

... do I not have roaming?

[byakuran]

That's unavailable too.

[verypointed]

... alright. Is there a phone around?

[byakuran]

You should just give up while you're ahead.

[verypointed]

What kind of place is this?

[byakuran]

Camp. I'm the resident trauma counselor.

[verypointed]

... trauma counselor.

[byakuran]

It's a gift.

[verypointed]

Is such a position necessary?