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[welshsuitead]

[Decidedly unhappy with suddenly being very out of the loop here, as opposed to the knowing of everything that's going on back home, he's giving the speech below to people going by and passing out forms. (Feel free to fill it out. Or draw a pony on it. Or set it on fire. Or whatever

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[easybreezyidiot]

[hands it back to him about two seconds after receiving it:

Name? the breeze.
Skills/abilities? superspeed.
Strangest thing about this camp? the rules.
Best thing about this camp? food.

and gives him a little salute.]

[autovajin]

Superspeed?

[easybreezyidiot]

Hell yeah!

[autovajin]

Right, you're the mutant chick.

[easybreezyidiot]

Don't tell me you forgot who I was.

[autovajin]

The Breeze, right?

[easybreezyidiot]

Right. You're Takumi?

[autovajin]

Yeah, that's me.

[easybreezyidiot]

Huh. So what's up?

[autovajin]

Nothing much. I died again the other day.

[easybreezyidiot]

Whoa, for real? How many times have you died?

[autovajin]

More than fifty.

[easybreezyidiot]

Holy shit!

[autovajin]

Yeah, I know.

[easybreezyidiot]

How does one person die so many times?!

[autovajin]

Because I was a dumbfuck and kept using the stupid belt until it used up all my Orphnoch genes. Hey, let's not forget that becoming an orphnoch puts a strain on the human body and puts me one step closer to death.