itp: b-rated horror flicks

[jackoclubs]

[IT IS NIGHTTIME NOW, and somewhere in Camp there is a series of chairs gathered around a giant television! And on that television is the movie Spooky Mansion, which is quite possibly the worst horror movie you have ever seen

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[chicksdigfuzz]

[CHEESY MOVIES I AM ALL OVER THIS]

This is classic! Now all I need is some popcorn and we're set.

[jackoclubs]

[DID SOMEONE SAY POPCORN?

Because I have a bowl]

[chicksdigfuzz]

[Scooore. Hope you don't mind if I take some. Because popcorn at movies is communal.]

[jackoclubs]

[of course not! and no movie is complete without dried popped corn]

[chicksdigfuzz]

Was this excellent choice of movie your idea?

[jackoclubs]

[taking a little bow in his seat]

Mine and mine only~

[chicksdigfuzz]

I see you've skillfully selected the movie with the most outrageous horror movie tropes. It makes for the perfect dissection of everything that is bad movies.

[jackoclubs]

And afterward, I have at least three more we can go through before we're finished.

[chicksdigfuzz]

Excellent! At least someone around here knows how to throw a movie marathon.

[jackoclubs]

Someone has to, or else we'd all be stuck with boredom.

[chicksdigfuzz]

[grabs more popcorn]

Too late, dude. I haven't even been here that long and I'm bored.

[jackoclubs]

You've gotta learn how to make your own entertainment in this weird place.

If you get too bored, it might try messing with you.

[chicksdigfuzz]

I've already met people from my future, or possibly alternate timelines. We haven't figured it out yet. But basically I doubt this place could mess with me anymore than it already has.

[jackoclubs]

Has it turned you into a girl yet?

[chicksdigfuzz]

[looks at his watch]

Wait, that happens for real here?

[jackoclubs]

All the time, apparently.

I've managed to avoid it.