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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! Hope y'all are enjoyin' yourselves this weekend. But it looks like there's a big one comin' through, y'all! Haha, I hope no one had any soirees planned outdoors this evening, 'cause you might find yourselves gettin' drenched!

[TODAY IN CAMP, there is ominous thunder. Rain is slowly starting to trickle

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[burgercraving]

[on the way to the mess hall ...]

-Goddamnit.

[brokenclover]

[suddenly there is an umbrella over your head]

Here.

[burgercraving]

... How convenient. Is this where I'm supposed to say thank you?

[brokenclover]

If you want to.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, it's funny-I'm not feeling up to it. So what do you think you are, some kind of umbrella fairy?

[brokenclover]

This just happens a lot and someone usually gets caught without one.

[burgercraving]

Weather happens.

[brokenclover]

It does.

[burgercraving]

Wow.

[brokenclover]

Hm?

[burgercraving]

Is there a market for the dim and terribly sweet here or did I just end up lucky today?

[brokenclover]

I hope it'll help. If you'd rather not use it, then just leave it somewhere so someone else can.

[burgercraving]

Why not give it to someone who actually seems like they want it? I don't believe in that whole ... fast-forwarding or whatever.

[brokenclover]

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have assumed.

[takes the umbrella away and leans it against a stalk of corn, bowing to Santana, politely, then starting off on her way again]

[burgercraving]

Yeah, good. I never wanted your charity anyway.

[brokenclover]

[waves goodbye]