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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! Hope y'all are enjoyin' yourselves this weekend. But it looks like there's a big one comin' through, y'all! Haha, I hope no one had any soirees planned outdoors this evening, 'cause you might find yourselves gettin' drenched!

[TODAY IN CAMP, there is ominous thunder. Rain is slowly starting to trickle

Comments

[gayforjustice]

Hello Santana.

[burgercraving]

[PERKS UP]

Well, if it isn't my favorite caped crusader.

[gayforjustice]

I better be your favourite. I'm not this nice to just anyone.

[burgercraving]

If I commit a crime will you, like, do a whole bad cop scenario with me?

[gayforjustice]

You don't have to go that far to get my attention.

[burgercraving]

Good, because there isn't shit that's worth stealing around here.

[gayforjustice]

Not unless you're really into cows.

[burgercraving]

... You don't wanna know where my mind just went. Trust me.

[gayforjustice]

I can guess. I wish I hadn't.

[burgercraving]

Don't put the word "into" next to "cows" again. Though it might be up the alley of some people here.

Hey, you wonder if it counts as breaking the rules if you-well, y'know?

[gayforjustice]

Pleased stop now. I don't want to have to force you.

[burgercraving]

... Well, if you put it that way ...

[gayforjustice]

That wasn't an invitation to push me.

[burgercraving]

And now I know what you're really fighting against: implied bestiality. What a total badass.

[gayforjustice]

It's hard work being me. Have I ever told you about the time I worked with double-crossing werewolves? I can't help but think of that right now.

[burgercraving]

... Seriously?