Organization, Ho!

[dont_ingest]

[At the Mess Hall]

If I could have your attention. My name is Garrus Vakarian, your "Zombie Resistance Coordinator." However, at the moment we have something more troubling than the restless undead on our hands. You or your friends may have encountered the "virus" which has been plaguing Camp in recent months. Admiral ZEX has compiled all the

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[bluetilator]

I want to help. If I can hit something, that would be pleasant.

[dont_ingest]

I am all for you hitting things as soon as we find out the right way to hit this thing.

[bluetilator]

You will let me know.

[dont_ingest]

Of course.

[bluetilator]

Then I will help.

[say_thee_nay]

Seeking catharsis, milady?

[bluetilator]

I would like to purge as much of my feelings through unabashed violence as is possible. This is the acceptable way to destroy.

[say_thee_nay]

That rather depends upon what one is attempting to destroy.

[bluetilator]

I want to destroy the thing that is causing people pain. Is that not what should be done?

[say_thee_nay]

Aye... But not--mayhaps--why it should be done.

[bluetilator]

I will turn my anger one place or another. I will not ask your permission.

[say_thee_nay]

Thou mayest nonetheless suffer my displeasure if thou dost not exercise sufficient care in where thou turn thine anger.

Against this foe? Well and good--it wants a smiting. But by thine own admission, this virus is thy target because thou dost desire destruction... And how then, pray tell, can one be assured that thou shalt not desire destruction for its own sake in the future, and then target some less-deserving foe?

[bluetilator]

You have no such assurance. I have destruction for the joy of ruining objects and tearing flesh before and I may do so again. I am not a tame demon to bend to any creature's will.

[say_thee_nay]

Then bend thine own. If properly shaped, there need be no conflict between us.

[bluetilator]

I have not challenged you. Any conflict you bring is your own.

[say_thee_nay]

Thou dost mistake me. I come not to challenge thee, but to pose a challenge to thee.