[Summer date night!]

[comesquickly]

[The sun is just starting to go down, though it's still warm. There are fireflies beginning to come out, crickets chirping quietly... It's a beautiful night for a date. All around camp in quiet, secluded spots, there are picnic blankets and pillows laid out with candles around them, the perfect spot to take your Special Someone

Comments

[archaeocalypse]

[You see the pillows and promptly make a BADASS WAR STRUCTURE that closely resembles a PILLOW FORT.]

thats better

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I do not see how this is the case

[archaeocalypse]

i know
thats why im here to make sure it got done :)

[musclebeast_nut]

[You stand outside the perimeter of the WAR STRUCTURE-SLASH-PILLOW FORT.]

D --> Congrat001ations, then
D --> You have su%eeded in your mundane tas%

[archaeocalypse]

yes
i did it admirably
though not really
its not a boat

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> How is a boat fa%imile constructed of soft pi100ws any more admirabull
D --> This is nonsense

[archaeocalypse]

because its a pun silly
admiral!
admirable!
get it ;)

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> That was
D --> E%ceedingly atrocious

[archaeocalypse]

thats what makes it good

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I disagree

[archaeocalypse]

youre wrong

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> No
D --> A true artisan does not speak or write of anything cringeworthy

[archaeocalypse]

good thing im not an artisan

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> That you are not
D --> But you should be aspiring to the great ones that came before us
D --> Not cracking unfunny jo%es and terribull wordplay

[archaeocalypse]

i bet they made jokes too  

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I am sure they were only in the best of taste, if they were t001d at all