ITP awkward signs oh boy

[certifiably]

[Today there is a probably awkward, probably intrusive sign floating above your head. For example:

ASK ME ABOUT SURVIVING HELL]

... That's charming.

((OOC: Awkward signs post! I'll probably tag around for a while but yeah mingle and all that jazz.))

Comments

[painintheneck]

... Well, well, well.

[gavehimhead]

I'm afraid it's entirely inaccurate.

[painintheneck]

Do tell!

[gavehimhead]

I'd rather not.

[painintheneck]

Pretty please? I love a good story.

[gavehimhead]

There isn't anything to tell.

[painintheneck]

[overdramatic siiigh]

If you sa~ay so.

[gavehimhead]

You shouldn't pout. I'm sure there are plenty of other people perfectly willing to divulge their life's stories to you at a moment's notice.

[painintheneck]

But you're the one I asked.

[gavehimhead]

And I respectfully declined to answer. In any case, you should realize it would be a touchy subject. This is simply camp's way of bothering people unnecessarily.

[painintheneck]

Is that so?

[gavehimhead]

Yes. Things like this happen quite often, unfortunately. Has no one informed you of camp's peculiar qualities?

[painintheneck]

People have mentioned a few things.

[gavehimhead]

"A few" doesn't sound like much at all. Do you remember what you've been told, specifically?

[painintheneck]

We're not allowed to fuck anyone. Not even pity sex!

[gavehimhead]

...That's one way of putting it.

There's also the possibility that you will turn into a younger version of yourself, turn into an animal, or turn into a man.