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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! Particularly you counselors, 'cause I sure did get that shipment in this morning! I spent aaaaall afternoon divvyin' it up for y'all and let me tell you, I sure am excited and hope to see y'all using this stuff

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[justwannahave]

*holding one Croc the way someone might hold a dead rat*

Aww, Camp--you shouldn't have.

[forcedtoplay]

Wow. That.

What is that?

[justwannahave]

Plastic shoes that no-one should be allowed to wear.

[forcedtoplay]

They're...interesting to say the least. What would you even wear them with?

[justwannahave]

They're a travesty.

And I wouldn't wear them with anything--but people sometimes think they are for casual wear.

[forcedtoplay]

So they're a gift from camp?

[justwannahave]

They're supposedly things to help us do our jobs. And apparently Camp thinks I should sell Crocs.

[forcedtoplay]

Well, it's not as if we don't disregard what Camp thinks normally.

[justwannahave]

Yes, but it has turned all my stock into really ugly boots before. Camp likes to be "helpful".

[forcedtoplay]

Not much can be done about it, I guess. At least you have enough sense not to sell them.

[justwannahave]

Unless they haul all the counselors out for mandatory do your damn job day again.

I'm still thinking of leaving these somewhere for someone to pick them up.

[forcedtoplay]

...you could burn them?

[justwannahave]

I would feel very bad for polluting the environment with these things. Plastic isn't going to burn very easily anyway.

Don't worry about the silly things--they don't really matter after all.

[stolengood]

[pokes it]

[justwannahave]

Hi Parker.

Want any Crocs?

[stolengood]

They look comfy.