itp: did you know that a hippo's sweat is pink?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[TODAY IN YOUR MESS HALL:

You might notice that your food has an adorable little face. It looks like a puppy! HOW CUTE. Wait, is it talking?]

Hey, did you know?

[mameshiba post! The mameshiba will relate a random, possibly uncomfortable fact. If you want to help run this, ping Niche or boatmom in chan!]

Comments

[hardlyboy]

[staring at the bean in her soup spoon]

--pardon?

[fuckyou_chorus]

Hey, did you know? ‘Aposiopesis’ is the official name of the rhetorical style in which you deliberately fail to complete a sentence!

[hardlyboy]

... I. Yes, I did know that. What are you...?

[fuckyou_chorus]

Mameshiba fact!

[hardlyboy]

...

[puts the spoon back in her bowl]

I should drink coffee first.

[fuckyou_chorus]

Kyaaaaaaa!

[the rest is incomprehensible burbling]

[hardlyboy]

[GOING TO GET CAFFEINE]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[in your coffee...]

Hey, did you know?

[hardlyboy]

--how is there a coffee bean when it's instant!?

[fuckyou_chorus]

Acorns were used as a coffee substitute during the American Civil War!

[hardlyboy]

[...]

Fascinating.

[picks the bean out of her coffee mug and deposits it in the trash]

[fuckyou_chorus]

Kyaaaaaaa...

[hardlyboy]

[driiiiiinks]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[you're a murderer]

[hardlyboy]

[YOU'RE A BEAN]