itp: did you know that a hippo's sweat is pink?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[TODAY IN YOUR MESS HALL:

You might notice that your food has an adorable little face. It looks like a puppy! HOW CUTE. Wait, is it talking?]

Hey, did you know?

[mameshiba post! The mameshiba will relate a random, possibly uncomfortable fact. If you want to help run this, ping Niche or boatmom in chan!]

Comments

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Isn't it?

[paralysing]

It's small and it talks!

[brokenclover]

Mm! It always says really interesting things, too.

[paralysing]

It does...! I didn't know that!

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[nods]

They have a website with lots of different videos, and there are different kinds of Mameshiba.

[paralysing]

Really?! I've never seen them before! I'm going to look for all of them!