suddenly: soirée.

[fuckyousoleil]

[On this abnormally cool summer's evening in Camp Fuck You Die, an elaborate tent has been set up just outside the carnival. At 7PM sharp, everything in the carnival lights up - the ferris wheel, the strands of festive lights strung around the Tunnel of Love, even the haunted house are all illuminated. The atmosphere appears to be welcoming,

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[mechabro]

[ BLACK SUIT COAT & TIE... WITH BLACK SPEEDO ]

Yo, Horns!

[pchaaair]

[WELL THAT'S SOME INTERESTING FORMAL WEAR. . .]

uHH, hI, bIG BRO,

[mechabro]

Which one's these lucky ladies is yer date, huh?

[pchaaair]

uMM, nONE OF THEM, i DON'T THINK,
uNLESS SOMETHING HAPPENED, aND i DIDN'T KNOW IT,

[mechabro]

What?! Well, I was SUPER kiddin', but that's their loss. Ya havin' a good time?

[pchaaair]

uHH, yEAH, i AM,
fOR THE MOST PART, aT LEAST,

[mechabro]

Can ya guys eat any of this stuff? Never know if ya got space allergies.

[pchaaair]

eRR, pROBABLY,
sINCE, i HAVEN'T HAD PROBLEMS WITH, eARTH FOOD YET,

[mechabro]

A'ight then. Whatcha lookin' so worried for?

[pchaaair]

i AM NOT, uM, cOMPLETELY SURE WHAT TO DO, aT A HUMAN PARTY,
sINCE, i HAVE NEVER REALLY BEEN TO A PARTY BEFORE, aT ALL,

[mechabro]

Me neither! Nothin' this SUPER fancy, though. Ya eat, drink, dance, chat with people.

[pchaaair]

tHAT SOUNDS, eASY ENOUGH, i THINK,

[mechabro]

Right? No need ta do anythin' special - just have fun!

[pchaaair]

i WILL TRY, }:)
aLTHOUGH, i DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO DANCE,

[mechabro]

So what?! If someone wants ta dance with ya, go out there and just SUPER do it.

[pchaaair]

bUT, iT'S HARD TO DO THAT, wHEN, i DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT TO DO,