suddenly: soirée.

[fuckyousoleil]

[On this abnormally cool summer's evening in Camp Fuck You Die, an elaborate tent has been set up just outside the carnival. At 7PM sharp, everything in the carnival lights up - the ferris wheel, the strands of festive lights strung around the Tunnel of Love, even the haunted house are all illuminated. The atmosphere appears to be welcoming,

Comments

[andrebirth]

Well, I think you're stunning in or out of a dress.

[mechabro]

[ i see this young lad hitting on my SUPER lady ]

[andrebirth]

[fussing over how pretty she is, LOOK HOW CUTE I AM]

[mechabro]

[ looks more like a kid I might need to punch if he gets too wild with his compliments ]

[andrebirth]

[this shameless flirting isn't going away, sorry]

[mechabro]

[ YOU ARE GETTING PUNCHED ]

Get away from MY SUPER LADY, ya creep!

[andrebirth]

[fjdklsjkld rubbing his cheek]

A...ah!! It hurts!

[mechabro]

Sure does.

[andrebirth]

Why did you do that...?

[mechabro]

'cause yer creepin' SUPER hard on my lady! Get the hell outta here!

[andrebirth]

Creeping? I'm just telling her about how beautiful she is...

[mechabro]

Do I look like I care?

[andrebirth]

Why shouldn't you? She should be told that she's pretty!!

[getting to his feet]

Don't you think she is? ...

[pauses, aghast]

... Do you ... think that she isn't ...? Why ... why would you...?

[mechabro]

You stupid, kid? 'Course I do. I tell 'er so. An' I don't care if you tell her that either, but when ya don't stop, it's gonna piss her SUPER man off.

[andrebirth]

.... Superman?

[looking around curiously]

[mechabro]

Ya can't seriously be this dumb.