suddenly: soirée.

[fuckyousoleil]

[On this abnormally cool summer's evening in Camp Fuck You Die, an elaborate tent has been set up just outside the carnival. At 7PM sharp, everything in the carnival lights up - the ferris wheel, the strands of festive lights strung around the Tunnel of Love, even the haunted house are all illuminated. The atmosphere appears to be welcoming,

Comments

[hardlyboy]

[decked out in this number, looking fancy]

Ah, good evening, Lopez-san.

[bows, formal]

[burgercraving]

... Do you want something?

[hardlyboy]

I wanted to greet you, yes.

[burgercraving]

Well, unless you're here to tell me how hot I am, I don't have anything to say to you.

[hardlyboy]

My follow-up was going to be, "You look very pretty tonight".

[burgercraving]

You're allowed to stand near me, then.

[hardlyboy]

How... gracious.

[burgercraving]

You look kinda hot tonight, too, for someone who's desperate to look like she has a dick.

[hardlyboy]

Excuse me, this is standard formalwear.

[burgercraving]

When you have a dick.

[hardlyboy]

According to whom? I am at liberty to wear whatever style of clothing I want.

[burgercraving]

Whatever, you didn't even say thank you.

[hardlyboy]

My apologies, such compliments are often lost on me.

Thank you.

[burgercraving]

But that shit's enough to make someone feel confused for what they like to have sex with, you know?

[hardlyboy]

[flushes]

I-- I suppose so?

[burgercraving]

So-whatever.

Did you ever fool around with Jennifer?