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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy there, campers and counselors! The management of this camp sure have noticed that those nasty little buggers are out in full force, and we have to say that enough is enough! We sure are gonna take this thing down! . . . 'course, by "the management," I mean me and my new friend 'cause the others were laughing too hard at a joke or somethin' to

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[justwannahave]

. . . That's wonderfully reassuring. Have you even met one of them?

[fu_noobspeaker]

I sure have! Almost nailed the little bugger, too! But he got away . . .

[justwannahave]

Nailed it with what?

[fu_noobspeaker]

It's a family thingamadiggy! Sure was useful . . . 'til this little guy . . .

[justwannahave]

So you don't have effective weapons against it.

Got any advice for the poor people left at the mercy of this virus?

[fu_noobspeaker]

Not yet, not yet! I'm workin' on somethin', actually . . . pretty sure I'm close.

It's actually one entiwhatsit! But it's all split up . . . it'd be easier to deal with if it's together! That I know!

[justwannahave]

What are your engineering qualifications again?

It's one entity in many parts?

[fu_noobspeaker]

Ohhhh, it's not a thing! I've got some experience with stuff like this though. That's why I was hired! Familiarity! And employment laws.

Righto!

[justwannahave]

I don't actually envy your job if you're working for the Director.

Where did our mysterious entity come from?

[fu_lovespeaker]

...nrr.

[justwannahave]

. . . Hello to you too.

Was that a yes or no?

[fu_lovespeaker]

Hngh.

[justwannahave]

I'm not sure if we speak the same language or if you even have a larynx to begin with, but this is no way to sustain a conversation.