Happy Pkunk Holiday!

[takeme2urpants]

[Today, and only for today, there is a beautiful pool of water. Next to it, there is a large assortment of different fruits, oat cakes, and many different colors of string. Above the string is a sign:]

Happy Ooidal Flight of the Pelargic Fraternity!
Tie a knot with the string in the fashion you wish, drop it into the water, and let it glow. Your

Comments

[bluetilator]

Explain your string ritual to me.

[bluetilator]

It does not affect the symbolism of the ritual?

[takeme2urpants]

No. In fact, the frays show your strength, if anything.

[bluetilator]

Of course they do! I am much stronger than this little piece of string!

[takeme2urpants]

And so, it is a good thing.

[bluetilator]

Then I will leave it like this.

[awkward pause]

I have something to give you.

[takeme2urpants]

...You do?

[bluetilator]

[presents a slightly wilted flower wreath]

Euphemia explained this as a celebration of my increased --pleasantness.

[takeme2urpants]

[o-omg you got me flowers]

[OMG YOU GOT ME FLOWERS]

[accepts, pretty shocked] I--well. Thank you! Thank you very much, Illyira.

[bluetilator]

I have no other use for it.

[takeme2urpants]

I am glad you chose to give it to me. ♥

[bluetilator]

To whom else would I give such a thing? The other wreath I have placed in Marcy's stronghold.

[takeme2urpants]

[aaaaaahhh ♥ JUST. BEIN' HAPPY]