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[fuckyousoleil]

[After the soirée and the chaos that followed, one may have noticed that a new ride has inexplicably cropped up in the carnival: a pirate ship. It stands off to one side of the ferris wheel, operated by a single zombie. Booths with bags of peanuts sit off to the side, just waiting to be nabbed. And then, there is a sign near the ride that states: "

Comments

[servicewitha]

At least there's no pond to get dumped into . . .

[a_holy_oak]

It still hardly looks safe.

[servicewitha]

Eh. I'm pretty confident of being land on my feet if I get tossed out.

[a_holy_oak]

Perhaps you would be, but as for the rest of us ...

[servicewitha]

I suppose in this case it's better to be safe than sorry.

[a_holy_oak]

No one's even paying attention; it's likely structurally unsound.

[servicewitha]

I would say you're worrying too much, but it's entirely possible that you're right.

[a_holy_oak]

If someone has to be responsible, I don't mind if it's me.

[servicewitha]

Somehow I'm not surprised to hear you say that.

[a_holy_oak]

What do you mean--?

[servicewitha]

You totally strike me as the responsible adult type.

[a_holy_oak]

As I said, if someone has to be ...

[servicewitha]

[chuckles]

I won't ask you if you want to give it a try, in that case.

[a_holy_oak]

There are likely better options for something like that.

[servicewitha]

I'm sure there are.

How have you been?

[a_holy_oak]

--well enough, I suppose. Thank you for asking.

Yourself?