itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

Aug 02, 2011 21:24

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 04:34:44 UTC
What the fuck?!

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 05:24:19 UTC
So... bunnies are okay, but sharks... ain't.

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ateyourbaby August 3 2011, 05:28:08 UTC
It's fish.

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 05:29:46 UTC
... Big diff?

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ateyourbaby August 3 2011, 05:32:27 UTC
You definitely cook fish.

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 05:34:19 UTC
Gotcha. So we're cooking shark.

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ateyourbaby August 3 2011, 05:37:25 UTC
Yeah!

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 05:38:49 UTC
Great. Any idea how to?

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ateyourbaby August 3 2011, 05:44:22 UTC
You do it.

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 05:45:39 UTC
Like I know how. We didn't exactly have sharks around for camping trips.

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ateyourbaby August 3 2011, 05:50:41 UTC
Hm...

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 05:52:15 UTC
Well?

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ateyourbaby August 3 2011, 05:54:17 UTC
You can have the fish.

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 05:56:24 UTC
Uh, thanks, but I'll pass.

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ateyourbaby August 3 2011, 06:01:58 UTC
Okay.

[starts to walk away, leaving a... shark corpse]

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jerkchester August 3 2011, 06:06:57 UTC
Hold up!

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