itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[nosenolimits]

... It could be worse. They could be robot attack sharks.

[nosenolimits]

Aww, shucks. You're so generous.

[actionpainting]

I know. You're so lucky to know me.

[nosenolimits]

Must've played my cards right somewhere in my life.

[actionpainting]

And look how it paid off. Anyway, while you're saving the day from shark attacks, try not to get eaten by a great white.

[nosenolimits]

[there's one behind me isn't there]

[well, now I'm gonna do what all great heroes do: REVERSE HEADBUTT]

[actionpainting]

[what was that even]

Nice... one?

[nosenolimits]

... is my hair okay?

[actionpainting]

[laughs]

For certain definitions of the word.