ITP: The Revenge

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[Last night was just the appetizer--now, here's the main course.

Suddenly, wherever you are tonight, there's a knock at the door.

Don't have a door? Mysteriously, you do now. Who could it be at this hour...?]

((OOC: Beware, Camp... In honor of Shark Week, that cleverest of all sharks is once again on the prowl. Can you outwit this cunning

Comments

[sistercomplex]

Oi do you know what time it is?

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Clock salesman.

[sistercomplex]

Clock salesman?

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I am a purveyor of clocks. Buy one, and you can answer your own question, ma'am.

[sistercomplex]

... I'm a guy you moron.

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You all sound the same to me.

[sistercomplex]

You're the worst salesman ever.

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Maybe you'd better open the door and show me my mistake.

[sistercomplex]

This feels like a really lame scam.

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No it doesn't.

[sistercomplex]

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. I'm a juvenile delinquent you know. I know all about scams.

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It's... It's not a scam. I'm a legitimate clock salesman.

[sistercomplex]

I'm bored of that one. Try something more original.

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Um. This is a scam...?

[sistercomplex]

Wow the effort you put into this is amazing.

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You have no idea.

But you will if you just open the door.