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[littlestdeath]

[Today, in the Mess Hall, there is a very determined little girl making a cake! But it seems to have attracted a crowd of purple gorillas.]

I already said you can't have any, so go away! Don't make me hit you again!

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[gameoverrestart]

That's a serious threat.

[littlestdeath]

It's not their cake, they should know better!

[gameoverrestart]

They're primates.

[littlestdeath]

Yeah, but they understand people. Sometimes. I think.

The point is they should know it's not theirs to eat.

[gameoverrestart]

Because it could kill them?

[littlestdeath]

Cake kills gorillas?

[gameoverrestart]

If it causes severe food poisoning.

[littlestdeath]

Huh. I wonder if they know that.

[gameoverrestart]

[this is flying right over your head]

You should probably warn them.

[littlestdeath]

Nah, I'll just hit them and they'll go away.

...How many candles do I put on it?

[gameoverrestart]

Right.

And you don't put any on.

[littlestdeath]

Did you forget what today is? Of course I have to put candles on it. That's the point.

[gameoverrestart]

No, I didn't. And I'm not celebrating it.

[littlestdeath]

Why not? Don't be stupid, it's your birthday.

[gameoverrestart]

One of hundreds. It doesn't matter.

[littlestdeath]

This one is the most important, though, because it's the first one you get to spend with me.