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[fuckyou_chorus]

[In the center of camp today, a large pole has sprung up from (seemingly) out of nowhere. At the very top sits . . .

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[broguery]

The end of the world?

[say_thee_nay]

I should rather hope not, brother.

[broguery]

I didn't do it.

[say_thee_nay]

That remains to be seen.

[broguery]

Trust me.

[say_thee_nay]

I have not locked thee in a closet, have I?

[broguery]

Not yet.

[say_thee_nay]

Do not tempt me.

[broguery]

I didn't do anything.

[say_thee_nay]

Like as not. Though closeting thee away would serve the additional benefit of keeping thee safe, should the worst befall.

[broguery]

I'm not that fragile.

[say_thee_nay]

Not when compared to mortals, nay... But as the encampment hath proved capable of injuring e'en me, I would ne'ertheless urge caution.

[broguery]

Someone told me to watch out for a "robot virus."

[say_thee_nay]

Yes. There is some manner of... creature... running amok in the encampment--like unto a physical manifestation of the various viruses which can plague us here.

[broguery]

I assume you've fought it.

[say_thee_nay]

... I have not, truth be told. Thus far it hath eluded me.