[INTRO]

[sueperman]

[ there is a Superman and a green dude arguing in the middle of camp. With class. ]

This is all your fault, Brainy!

((Brainy and I are out for the night but we'll pick up later))

Comments

[burgercraving]

... What kind of name is "Brainy"?

[sueperman]

Then what's the problem?

[burgercraving]

I've met superheroes before. I even made out with one. It was really hot.

[sueperman]

I really didn't need to hear that.

[burgercraving]

The point is! I know how they work.

[sueperman]

I'm sure you do.

[burgercraving]

So, my initial assessment stands.

Except you probably can't sing.

[sueperman]

Sorry, but I have better things to do.

[burgercraving]

Other than talk to me? Yeah, I better get it out of the way: I wasn't gonna make it a hero special because your eyes are totally creepy.

[sueperman]

My eyes are fine.

[burgercraving]

No, not really.

[sueperman]

Well, I don't care.

[burgercraving]

They're pretty much guaranteeing that the only making out you'll do here is under mistletoe. And it won't even be fun for them.

[sueperman]

I don't want to make out with anyone.

[homoexmachina]

Short for Brainiac 5. You live here?

[burgercraving]

Five? Does that mean you're like a toddler?