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[stolengood]

Sugar or sex?

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[wintheinternet]

Parker! What are you doing?

[stolengood]

Taking notes.

[wintheinternet]

This is not the topic you should be doing a dissertation or something on. Stop-Stop that! You are going to give people the wrong idea.

[stolengood]

It's just a question. Lighten up!

[wintheinternet]

It ain't a question! It sounds like some kind of proposition!

[stolengood]

Question mark on the end. Soooo it's a question! And anyway, everyone knows neither one's a possibility, so it's not like they think what I think you're thinking.

[wintheinternet]

Girl, I know-I know it isn't possible! But people can get all kinds of mixed up messages from just saying something like that straight out. You need to ease into the topic, or put a disclaimer on that, or something.

[stolengood]

Pfft. That's for other people.

[wintheinternet]

[under his breath]

Yeah, and I'm about to put a disclaimer on you for 'em.

[stolengood]

Yeah.

I get bored, okay?

[wintheinternet]

And not a single high-rise in sight. Yeah, I get you.

I'm gonna get some coffee. You want something?

[stolengood]

Ooh. Coffee!!

[wintheinternet]

You are getting decaf until I have enough to pry you off the roof of this place.

[shuffling off to get that, though]

[stolengood]

Sure, but it probably won't help.

[wintheinternet]

[holding out a mug]

Did you find the sugar, Parker? . . . Yo, wait a minute. Where did you go this morning? Tell me it was not within a mile of the fair ground. Not one mile, foot, inch. Lie to me.

[stolengood]

I didn't go anywhere near the fairground.