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[seakingaction]

OUTRAGEOUS! Cornstalks everywhere!

((RUNNING OUT TO A FAMILY EVENT! I may try to thread on my phone, I may not. WE'LL SEE HOW THE OCEAN WAVES!))

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[broguery]

Completely outrageous.

[seakingaction]

Absolutely positively outrageous!

[broguery]

I'm so glad you agree.

[seakingaction]

And might I say, spiffing spandex, young superhero!

[broguery]

Spandex?

[seakingaction]

Your costume, young man! Your costume!

[broguery]

Oh. Thanks, I guess.

[seakingaction]

Good, solid costumery right there!

[HEAD RUFFLE Y/N]

[broguery]

[a big strange man is touching me...]

And you are?

[seakingaction]

Aquaman, young hero! Aquaman.

[broguery]

Surely you know the ocean is nowhere near here.

[seakingaction]

Hahaha! Of course, lad, of course! Astute sense of geography!

[MANLY BACKPAT]

[broguery]

[wtf ocean people are weirdos]

Is this your first time on the surface?

[seakingaction]

Of course not! I've been to the cities many a time before!

[broguery]

I only wondered because you seem to be awestruck by a vegetable.

[seakingaction]

There's just no corn in the cities! -and by Poseidon's gills, no wheat! Would you look at that wheat!