TIME FOR BEER

[putyaswordson]

[ it's a nice, warm summer evening in camp. and even with impending... plot stuff approaching, there is beer and other assorted types of alcohol waiting to be drunk.

time for beer? time for beer. ]

(TOUCH EACH OTHER, I CAN ONLY LAST SO LONG, will be slow because I forget how to thread or something silly)

Comments

[burgercraving]

It's like seeing you return to your native form.

[capt_homo]

It's like you only talk to me when you want to insult me.

[burgercraving]

... That's all the time, I just don't go looking for you.

[capt_homo]

So you save them up, great.

[burgercraving]

You're not that high up on my radar, Hedgehog. I just see you from time to time and it's easy.

[capt_homo]

This place is so great.

[NEED MORE ALCOHOL IN ME]

[burgercraving]

Oh, I'm sure it is. I mean, you're a gay guy surrounded by lots of other gay guys who are desperate enough to probably want to actually screw you? How can it get any better?

[capt_homo]

...I have a boyfriend!

[burgercraving]

And what he doesn't know won't hurt him, and seriously, you've probably thought of that, too.

[capt_homo]

I'll know.

[burgercraving]

You look like a criminal. And if I'm guessing right, I'm judging a book by its cover, so he probably wouldn't even be surprised.

[capt_homo]

..What is that even supposed to mean?

[burgercraving]

You look like you're someone who would see a thirty-day stay in the slammer as a joy ride, if you know what I mean.

[capt_homo]

...Ew?

[burgercraving]

You hesitated.

[capt_homo]

Because this conversation is kind of insane!