TIME FOR BEER

[putyaswordson]

[ it's a nice, warm summer evening in camp. and even with impending... plot stuff approaching, there is beer and other assorted types of alcohol waiting to be drunk.

time for beer? time for beer. ]

(TOUCH EACH OTHER, I CAN ONLY LAST SO LONG, will be slow because I forget how to thread or something silly)

Comments

[burgercraving]

Let me have some of that.

[lesbeserious]

[quirking an eyebrow amusedly]

Metric fuckton of booze here and it's gotta be mine?

[burgercraving]

Friends share.

[lesbeserious]

[handing it over and picking something else out]

Pssh, we're only friends when you want something.

And speaking of, so I heard you met my ex.

[burgercraving]

Oh, yeah. Completely overrated.

[lesbeserious]

Yeah, her impression wasn't much better.

... actually, she compared you to a chihuahua. That was kind of great.

[burgercraving]

And I'm pretty sure I saw her hair falling out from all that nasty hairdye.

[lesbeserious]

Eh, that's a thing she should quit. What were you even hoping to get out of the whole deal, anyway?

[burgercraving]

Well, I was just trying to see if she was hot.

[burgercraving]

But as you know, opportunity struck.

[lesbeserious]

[rolling her eyes]

You're lucky she's on her big "look at how moral I am, I don't solve problems with violence anymore" kick. Couple years ago and you'd have probably gotten your ass kicked.

[burgercraving]

Why's she bothering?

[lesbeserious]

[shrugging and picking out a bottle of vodka]

Not really my question to answer.

[burgercraving]

She had a few unflattering things to say about you, you know.

[lesbeserious]

Uh-huh. For the record, if you try playing the "I'm going to start shit between the two of you" card too hard? I'll be the one who ends up hitting you.