ITP: bedninja

[handsycrafts]

[Having an afternoon nap on a lazy August afternoon? Or maybe you're still hungover from last night's booze-fest and sleeping it off? Or maybe you just find yourself getting drowsy during your normal day-to-day and needing to take a break? No matter the reason for sleeping, you are now in another person's bed/have a visitor in yours. How's that

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[wha_bam]

[Wherever she is, she is hogging the covers. And pillows. And space in general.]

[wha_bam]

Oooh, it's going to randomly drop me in other guys beds?

....That could be good. It's like, you don't even have to do the work.

Well, as long as they're not kids, it could be good. Oh and I'm totally not some creepy lecher, don't worry!

[....wondering who she might end up in bed with next]

[hoppy_ending]

...on second thought maybe you are...

[wha_bam]

Hey! I am not.

I just like to have fun, instead of being stuffy and boring!

[hoppy_ending]

Own up to your inner lecher!

[wha_bam]

Ew, no. Lechers are, like, old creepy dudes.

Do I look like an old, creepy, dude, to you?

[hoppy_ending]

Noooooo?

[wha_bam]

Exactly!

[hoppy_ending]

Bedninja-ing probably isn't the best way to meet guys though.

[wha_bam]

Yeah, but it's easier if you're just trying to hook up, and--woah! Wait. There are ninjas?!

[hoppy_ending]

Actually there are!

[wha_bam]

That. Is. Awesome!

I mean, are they real ninjas or are they just decaying old people, like the zombies?

What else is there?

[hoppy_ending]

Real ninjas! Mmm...there are also angels and demons. Oh, and robots!

[wha_bam]

Wow. Are we sure people just don't like dressing up as things?

Although, you know, my cousin's brother, swore he saw a demon once, and the next day he turned up missing. True story.

...I mean, there's, like, a 2% chance he just moved out of state, but I think the demon theory was pretty strong.

[hoppy_ending]

It's possible. I used to be a rabbit.

[wha_bam]

...

Like a bunny?

......but that's for ladies.

And not kids.