itp: more damn carnies

[bitchgineer]

[If you're passing by the carnival, you might notice a new ride! Along with the ride is what looks like a young man inspecting the controls.

There's also a stand pumping out mini-doughnuts, fuck yeah.]

Comments

[mechabro]

Now THAT looks like a SUPER ride.

[bitchgineer]

It looks horrible.

[mechabro]

I could SUPER fix that thing up, no problem. Lemme at it.

[bitchgineer]

There's nothing wrong with it. Mechanically, at least.

[mechabro]

So? I can make it look SUPER awesome.

[bitchgineer]

Go ahead, I guess. It's already an abomination against all good taste.

[mechabro]

I didn't need yer permission anyways.

[bitchgineer]

Tiny robot like you, of course not.

[mechabro]

Oi! I'm a SUPER cyborg! 'cause of this camp's shitty rules, I ended up like this!

[bitchgineer]

And which rule would that be?

[mechabro]

The one where I can't lay down the lovins on my SUPER lady!

[bitchgineer]

Ah, you've got a little robot dame of your own.

[mechabro]

I told ya, I'm a CYBORG! The base was a human!

[bitchgineer]

I'm sure that's a comfort to your lady friend.