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[wha_bam]

Okay, so.... apparently I'm, like, your social mentor, which is totally cool, right? Having little kids look up to you and stuff, being a role model. So I thought I'd let you guys ask me some questions and do the whole mentor thing

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[lowesteemforyou]

I don't really think your job position is what qualifies you to be a role model.

[wha_bam]

Sure it is!

Besides I'm sure I'll be great with it!

[lowesteemforyou]

And what if those you're meant to be counseling don't have any questions to ask?

[wha_bam]

I don't know. Why would you bother coming here if you don't have questions? You could just, like, observe me and soak it in or something,I guess.

[lowesteemforyou]

That is a good question. Why would you bother coming here if you don't have any answers?

[wha_bam]

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[Why are you making this confusing?]

But I was already here! How am I supposed to know the answers without the questions? It's not like I stole the answer sheet!

Do you think there's an answer sheet for mentoring kids?

[lowesteemforyou]

You mean they didn't even give you one? Uh oh.

[wha_bam]

No!

They have one? I can't believe that! Seriously I will go lay a smack down on someone for this answer sheet.

[lowesteemforyou]

They keep them with all the teaching materials, so I can see where you might have missed them.

[wha_bam]

They have teaching stuff for this?!

This is so lame. I never got any of that stuff!

[lowesteemforyou]

It's probably just a mix-up. I mean. There's no reason why they would intentionally keep them from you, right?

[wha_bam]

I dunno, this place is pretty weird. And unhelpful. You know, if kids get all screwed up now, it's their fault for not giving me this stuff.

[lowesteemforyou]

You're right. But why stop the blame there? They're the ones who put you in charge of it in the first place, aren't they?

[wha_bam]

Yes! I mean, sure it's kind of cool being a role model and all, but I mean, there's a bar! I could've totally worked there instead. I helped my friend work at his bar before and was fine at it, I mean, okay, he complained about some free drinks or whatever, but I still did a good job and got a lot of tips, so I think that says something.

[lowesteemforyou]

I think you'd be better off with tips for this job, actually.

[wha_bam]

They give you tips for this?!

Do they tip more the longer it takes or what? How helpful you were?