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[easybreezyidiot]

[Tonight Brianna zips into the mess hall and tapes a big handwritten sign to the back wall. The sign says:

gaiaphage = world eater = great devourer???
if its the same thing, it can be beaten, ive seen it
don't give up!

Then she sits down at the nearest table with a plate of food and starts flicking peas at people.]

((the gaiaphage is an alien

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[tendofu]

[ ow ow ow ow ow ow

okay picking up a fork and catapulting a forkful of corn at her now ]

[coffeejesus]

Pineapple.

[tendofu]

Do you make it with fresh pineapple or the jam?

[coffeejesus]

Fresh

[tendofu]

[you have gained +1 respect from Tendou, Airi \o/]

[coffeejesus]

[ yay ]

[easybreezyidiot]

[dodges, laughing obnoxiously.]

[tendofu]

[oh my god fuck you HE'S NOT STOOPING TO YOUR LEVEL

ignores and eats dinner]

[easybreezyidiot]

[TIME TO COME OVER AND SIT ACROSS FROM YOU.]

Hey, don't be mad!

[tendofu]

A world treasure such as myself has no time for trivial matters like anger.

[easybreezyidiot]

A world treasure, huh?

[tendofu]

Universal, even.

[easybreezyidiot]

I don't believe you.

[tendofu]

Understandably so, a mere child wouldn't understand my responsibilities.

[easybreezyidiot]

What responsibilities?

[tendofu]

Walking the path of heaven, ruling over everything.