Meanwhile, at the Video-Rama...

[2nd_slinger]

[Let's face it--it's been a rough couple of days here in Camp Fuck U Die. People have been under a lot of stress, what with all the various goings-on: mysterious countdowns clocks, cryptic storybooks of doom, sudden appearance of a tower of terror, obsessive pancake aficionados... It's enough to put anyone on edge

Comments

[burgercraving]

Wow, completely classy.

[2nd_slinger]

Oh, wait'll Hudson starts his "Fuck you!" rant of last stands. You missed the part where Vasquez calls Gorman a "pendejo jerk-off."

[burgercraving]

Do I look like I care?

[2nd_slinger]

You did bother to offer commentary on the subject, so...

[burgercraving]

Yeah, it turns out that someone had to say it. I'm always willing to step up to the plate.

[2nd_slinger]

An' I think that qualifies as caring! Sooo... There's that.

Any other scintilatin' bits of dialogue you'd like t'share with us?

[burgercraving]

I care about staying true to me.

[2nd_slinger]

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I... think that's the tops?

[burgercraving]

What?

[2nd_slinger]

That you care about stayin' true to yourself--I think that's the tops.

I don't know what the heck it has t'do with anythin' else we were talkin' about, but still--the tops.

[burgercraving]

It has everything to do with it. But you really can't say that any plainer?

[2nd_slinger]

If you say so.

An' hey--how is it my fault you can't follow perfectly common phrases that nobody uses anymore?