[posting from his laptop in the Center of Camp]

[inthemoodnow]

Okay, so now seems like as good a time as any to get organised. There's that countdown clock and all of those cryptic notes of doom and lots of mysterious beautiful strangers. Speaking of which, if anyone has the phone number for that engineer? Hook me up. I've thought of a few more questions I'd like to ask him

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[marypoopins]

I can do hand to hand combat, shoot things and lift heavy stuff.

[shrug, might as well get involved]

[sadomasokillhim]

No one wants your help. You'll just destroy a bunch of things.

[marypoopins]

Says the one who's always makes the front page for property damage.

[sadomasokillhim]

Who, me?

[marypoopins]

Who else. You got short term memory or something?

[sadomasokillhim]

I don't know. That's never happened.

[marypoopins]

That's crap! You sorry ass tax robbers got Otsu-chan for a stupid publicity stunt because you were in the paper so much.

[sadomasokillhim]

That wasn't my fault. It was Hijikata-san's.

[marypoopins]

Anyway you assholes didn't even show up at all in the most recent arc. Some help you lot are.

[sadomasokillhim]

Kondo-san's d*ck got stuck in a hole again and we had to remove it.

[marypoopins]

How many times has that happened already. That gorilla needs to stop putting his d*ck where it doesn't belong.

[sadomasokillhim]

He's pretty wild.

[marypoopins]

Don't change the fact the shinsengumi were pretty useless when it counts.

[sadomasokillhim]

That's because our vice-commander's that Hijikata-san.

[marypoopins]

And because you've got a gorilla of a commander and a sadist for a first captain.

[sadomasokillhim]

Only the first part of that statement is true.