[posting from his laptop in the Center of Camp]

[inthemoodnow]

Okay, so now seems like as good a time as any to get organised. There's that countdown clock and all of those cryptic notes of doom and lots of mysterious beautiful strangers. Speaking of which, if anyone has the phone number for that engineer? Hook me up. I've thought of a few more questions I'd like to ask him

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[babyjusthurtme]

caligulasAquarium[CA] responded to memo.

CA: i can fight

[king_of_shell]

Gotcha. Remember; Bowser, King of the Koopas! I've got a gym! When it's not underground.

[babyjusthurtme]

you do

[king_of_shell]

Yup! Huge arena, training facilities, death traps for intruders. The works!

[babyjusthurtme]

hey so
wwould it be too much to ask if i stayed there for a wwhile

[king_of_shell]

It's stuck underground with no entrance until this is over. But one of my tennants/possible workers can warp in. Ask Roxy Richter if you can catch a ride, then pick a room!

But don't go in the men's restroom. It's a hazard area. Lava pits and spikes.

[babyjusthurtme]

wwait shit really i can

[king_of_shell]

Of course! You're obviously a highly-motivated and capable aspiring tyrant! I need that kind of gumption if I'm ever going to conquer this camp full of overpowered do-gooders.

[babyjusthurtme]

wwell all right then
i look forwward to teamin up wwith you
i mean
if i evver get the chance to

[king_of_shell]

Lookin' forward to it! I'll see ya around the gym! You know. If we're still alive next week.

[babyjusthurtme]

ivve seen wworse times

[king_of_shell]

Me, too! I think. I might've retroactively forgotten about some things. I remember fighting abominations, though.

[babyjusthurtme]

i knoww those i spent a fair chunk a my life huntin to feed one
another meaninless wwaste a my time

[king_of_shell]

Well, if you have a horrible monster that's loyal it's a different story. But there's no point crying over lost World Bosses. You've gotta learn from failure, and keep trying no matter HOW many time it takes!

[babyjusthurtme]

yeah no she wwas more a a swword kept hangin ovver the provverbial wwindholloww a the lowwer castes
wwound up killin evveryone anywway gotta lovve the fuckin inevvitable
but yeah keep on tryin till you outta shits to givve

[king_of_shell]

Close! A true tyrant never runs OUT of *bleeps* to give! You keep a mountain of them on standby, and fire them directly into your enemies faces! NEVER GIVE UP, HORNY KID!