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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Some would call this "the calm before the storm." A good four, maybe five hours before the countdown hits zero, and camp itself is rather . . . peaceful, in some respects. Perhaps even too quiet, as campers and counselors and alien interlopers either prepare for combat or make their way to underground safehouses. The air is cool, still, and the

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[burgercraving]

[well, she's currently looking for people she knows so she can drag their asses underground. ... though this is earlier in the timeframe, rather than later. she's not that selfless]

[barfintomyhat]

[he's packing all his clothes. :|d because his priorities are totally in the right order.]

[burgercraving]

What, you didn't do that three days ago?

[barfintomyhat]

Where's the drama in facing the apocalypse completely ready, days in advance?

[burgercraving]

I'd rather spend the time getting fair use out of my bed.

[barfintomyhat]

[stares at, before folding the shirt in his hand and gently placing it inside a suitcase]

That's nice, Santana.

[burgercraving]

Which, by the way, better be what you and Blaine have been up to. I haven't seen you for weeks. I wasn't sure if I'd find you here or if you'd have disappeared like Mercedes and Puck.

[barfintomyhat]

That almost sounds like you count me as a friend. [pause, quietly] Blaine and I are still here, obviously. He hasn't disappeared like Mercedes.

[burgercraving]

Whatever. As long as he's getting ready too. I'm making my rounds. We can't have a Glee club or musical in camp without you.

[barfintomyhat]

No, most likely not. [and that's the last of his things, so he wheels the suitcase beside the doorway and sits on his bed] Anyway, do you have any plans? We're probably meeting up here, so that we can say goodbye to Ronan, who I just bet is going to go off and be a hero. [eyeroll. a fond one, though.]

[burgercraving]

[actually softens somewhat]

I was just gonna spend an hour looking for people, and then make sure Emily isn't going to try and sweet talk whatever is coming instead of going to ground.

[barfintomyhat]

Then you definitely need to come over, so we can keep her and Blaine in check. Oh, but they might give each other ideas.

[burgercraving]

I was thinking of introducing her to the fun adventures of bondage as we explore a different kind of going down under.

[barfintomyhat]

[the pamphlets didn't cover any of this stuff. :( but it sounds dirty.]

. . . It's so generous of you to give people something to watch while we wait.

[burgercraving]

Well, nobody's gonna think to bring the porn in an Apocalypse. I thought I'd improvise.

[barfintomyhat]

Really, no one? Then everything I've heard about straight guys is a lie.