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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Some would call this "the calm before the storm." A good four, maybe five hours before the countdown hits zero, and camp itself is rather . . . peaceful, in some respects. Perhaps even too quiet, as campers and counselors and alien interlopers either prepare for combat or make their way to underground safehouses. The air is cool, still, and the

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[burgercraving]

[well, she's currently looking for people she knows so she can drag their asses underground. ... though this is earlier in the timeframe, rather than later. she's not that selfless]

[barfintomyhat]

[bounces in place, bringing his hands together to his chest]

Yay! I thought you seemed happier.

[burgercraving]

... Okay, that's just creepy. And I'm not happier, got it?

[barfintomyhat]

Mmhmm.

[burgercraving]

How the hell do you even know, anyway? The world is ending. I'm afraid!

[burgercraving]

I'm looking for the people who need to get under there with me, or else it's gonna be a whole lot of boring.

[burgercraving]

I wish I was drunk for this shit. This is only the kind of crap you dream up under the influence, y'know?

[burgercraving]

Yeah, and you know that for sure, huh?

[burgercraving]

You walk around your bar naked every day. You don't really seem like an expert, Dante, unless having a giant cock saves the world.

[burgercraving]

What is it?