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[Some would call this "the calm before the storm." A good four, maybe five hours before the countdown hits zero, and camp itself is rather . . . peaceful, in some respects. Perhaps even too quiet, as campers and counselors and alien interlopers either prepare for combat or make their way to underground safehouses. The air is cool, still, and the

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[im_impulse]

*zipping by, completely missing context as speedsters do*

Hey, that's a hero sandwich! I'm sure Thor'd let you have some. He made everybody pancakes just a couple days ago.

[im_impulse]

Really? Because lots of people say that about me but I never got thrown across camp by anybody except for supervillains. And my best friend but he was under evil mind control at the time so it doesn't really count!

[broguery]

Supervillains?

[im_impulse]

You know! Or, well, maybe you don't know since we're from different universes probably. Guys with superpowers who want to destroy or take over the world! Usually with giant lasers and evil goatees--only they're not taking it over with the goatees just a lot of bad guys like having them. I think it's an evil universe thing.

[broguery]

Right. It isn't a foreign concept to me. But I wasn't aware there was anyone like that here. The last person I met who claimed to be a villain didn't seem very evil at all.

[im_impulse]

There used to be more supervillains here, maybe because we used to be in a swamp and that's a great place for a League of Evil, but I also think it doesn't make sense to be evil here. I mean, I don't really know why anybody'd want to do it in the first place! But there aren't any banks to steal from, and if you pick a fight with somebody you'll get a bunch of people trying to stop it, and plus if you make everybody mad then you won't get invitations to all the cool parties and stuff and that's one of the few things here that isn't totally boring!

[broguery]

Valid points, all. I certainly wouldn't want to be a supervillain here.

[im_impulse]

Good thing you don't have to worry about that!

[broguery]

Indeed.