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[fuckyou_chorus]

[And like clockwork, when the countdown hits zero, a rumbling can be heard. It's difficult to tell exactly where it's coming from - the outskirts, near the barrier? More towards the center? Or elsewhere? However, after a few minutes, the source becomes much, much more apparent when something comes bursting out of the Caves of Despair. No, not just

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[fuckyou_chorus]

BARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[theirduality]

- I know, I know, already! Sheesh . . . so you're a little early, so what!

[fuckyou_chorus]

rrrooooooooo

[theirduality]

Hey-! Mister Flufferkins Smoochyface III!!

[SCRAMBLES over the brim of its hat, latching on because hot damn.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[AND THUSLY, the Virusaurus Rex begins its RAMPAGE OF RAMPAGES. It storms throughout the camp, tail swinging. The numbered cabins manage to avoid its wrath, although a few - Boys' 16.2, a couple annexture's - fall victim to tail lashings.]

[theirduality]

[winces a bit.]

. . . remodeling! They can remodel! It's okay, right?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Suddenly, without warning, it picks up its pace as it barrels through camp. Cabin Clear! The Mara and Mushishi house! Even the Newbie cabin! The horror. Not even the Casa de Vagina Dentata is safe!! HOW CONVENIENT THAT THESE ARE ALL EMPTY (WE HOPE).]

[theirduality]

I don't even want to know what that was . . .

[fuckyou_chorus]

[EATS THE JAIL.]

[theirduality]

Hey, hey! You're going to get a stomachache! Come on! You don't even know where that's been!

[fuckyou_chorus]

[rolls on the inflatable temple, NUZZLING THE SWEET, SWEET . . . NOT-SO-INFLATABLENESS.]

[theirduality]

I'm still up here!

[fuckyou_chorus]

[STOMP STOMP crushes a babyshack and dog house and nanny hut and empty things STOMP.]

[theirduality]

This is just getting lazy.

[fuckyou_chorus]

[MAKES A BEELINE FOR THE MESS HALL.]

[theirduality]

- no! Bad Mister Flufferkins Smoochyface III! Bad!

[swats at with a newspaper.]