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[fuckyou_chorus]

[And like clockwork, when the countdown hits zero, a rumbling can be heard. It's difficult to tell exactly where it's coming from - the outskirts, near the barrier? More towards the center? Or elsewhere? However, after a few minutes, the source becomes much, much more apparent when something comes bursting out of the Caves of Despair. No, not just

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[putyaswordson]

[ ..... ]

[tailbait]

. . .

Guess you don't agree.

[putyaswordson]

No, it's. A great hat. I'm gonna carry you far away from the cabin-destroying dinosaur now.

[tailbait]

That's all right. I can walk.

[ look, he's even getting up. ]

[putyaswordson]

No, I insist. Really. Let me do this for you.

[WHY IS ONE OF WINNIE THE POO'S FRIENDS IN CAMP?! I have to save him!]

[tailbait]

[ pause. ]

If you really want to, guess I can't say no.

[putyaswordson]

[ SCOOPS, oof heavy but I GOTTA SAVE EEYORE ]

[tailbait]

[ AS STILL AS A DONKEY CAN BE. so manly kyaaa I mean-- ]

Sure is high up here.

[putyaswordson]

Y-yeah, you stay pretty close to the ground most of the time, don't ya?

[tailbait]

Yep. Must be nice being big.

[ a glance back to dino. ]

[putyaswordson]

Uh, it makes it harder to... fit in small places! And travel.

[tailbait]

. . . Seems like it'd be easier.

[ you could destroy the small places. and...run really fast. ]