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[OH THE CARNAGE

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[inthemoodnow]

How's your crew? Any mental scarring?

[adroitism]

Don't know. Haven't fucking seen them since Jurassic Fuckitry.

[inthemoodnow]

Well, if it's anything like the last time that I got attacked by a dinosaur thanks to the machinations of a person of mysterious motivations, it's gonna get worse before it gets better. But we could still all pull through.

Soooo do they usually pull shit like that?

[adroitism]

It's usually on a smaller scale.

[inthemoodnow]

"Stink bombs in the mess hall" smaller scale or "smaller dinosaurs" smaller scale?

[adroitism]

The former! I think I'd notice a fucking small dinosaur.

[inthemoodnow]

Don't underestimate them. Dinosaurs can be sneaky little bastards when they wanna be.

You're Jalen, right?

*holds out his hand to him*

Captain Jack Harkness.

[adroitism]

[eyes his hand for a moment, and then shakes.]

That's me. I'm almost afraid to ask who mentioned me.

[inthemoodnow]

The engineer with the huge crush on you. How's he holding up?

[adroitism]

Oh fucking christ, don't even start with that. I don't know, but he's probably going crazy.

[inthemoodnow]

Yeah, seemed like the type. You need a drink, by the way?

[adroitism]

Yeah, but that shit's probably not a good idea, so let's not go down that road.

[inthemoodnow]

*just kind of... winces sympathetically.*

I'm sure it was legendary, whatever happened.

[adroitism]

Two weeks!

[inthemoodnow]

Five years.

Which isn't to say that I'm not impressed. Because I am.

[adroitism]

Christ.

Anyway - I'm staying away from that shit for awhile. At least, as long as I have to potentially fucking concentrate on stitching people back together.