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[Suddenly, a rumbling can be heard from the volcano and then, from out of the crater emerges a raging Virusaur. Roaring, it barrels down the hillside and makes a break for corn hell - that is, the oceans of corn that line the outskirts of camp and are only the faintest hints of where the barrier truly lies. The air itself around there has grown

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[youwillbemist]

[idly wondering if this is going to be another 'go and get a drink' variant of fight]

[justwannahave]

[Yes, yes it is]

Looks like someone else stepped in.

[youwillbemist]

And here I was looking forward to see the actors take the stage in a climactic battle.

[justwannahave]

Oh I think at least one of them is an actor of sorts.

Believe me when I say better that guy than anyone of us.

[youwillbemist]

I won't deny that. Still, it would have been quite the marvelous sight.

[justwannahave]

Yes, all very heroic and probably a little pointless because people couldn't even dent it yesterday.

[youwillbemist]

They never do learn in time.

[justwannahave]

Though if the only way of defeating it was using that weapon, most people might pass.

[youwillbemist]

It was rather talkative.

[justwannahave]

Understatement of the century.

While talking swords are all the rage in legends, they aren't suppose to talk your ear off.

[youwillbemist]

[shrugs]

I've never cared to use a sword in the first place.

[justwannahave]

In some other world, Excalibur is really a short thingy that talks a lot. I don't think people there are keen on wielding it either.

[youwillbemist]

It hardly seems the most biddable of weapons, although perhaps it could talk an enemy to death?

[justwannahave]

Probably . . . Though from what I got from an earlier meeting, the wielder has to fulfill certain conditions before he or she can use the sword. A lot of conditions.

[youwillbemist]

More than a thousand, if that number was correct.

[justwannahave]

And put up with the incessant talking.

. . . I'd salute whoever it was who could do it, except that he has terrible taste in weapons.