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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Suddenly, a rumbling can be heard from the volcano and then, from out of the crater emerges a raging Virusaur. Roaring, it barrels down the hillside and makes a break for corn hell - that is, the oceans of corn that line the outskirts of camp and are only the faintest hints of where the barrier truly lies. The air itself around there has grown

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[verypointed]

. . .

I don't even. Is no one surprised there's an extinct reptile terrorizing this place?

[fanserv_ice]

I think everyone skipped right past surprise and went onto anger instead. I still can't believe this thing! Did you see its hat? It's ridiculous!

[verypointed]

[looks over at the crowd]

I don't know if you'd call that anger. Blue Rose, it's a giant tyrannosaurus rex that's been extinct for millions of years and you're focusing on its hat?

[fanserv_ice]

It's not the hat I have a problem with! It's that it's a giant dinosaur wearing one!

[verypointed]

While I'd like to point out that the giant dinosaur is THE problem, hat or not.

[fanserv_ice]

I know that! It's just making things worse!

[you know I'm not even going to tell you none of the attacks she tried before worked, find it out yourself you jerk]

[verypointed]

I don't suppose you've tried incapacitating it with your ice?

[fanserv_ice]

I tried fighting it, but it didn't do much.

[verypointed]

[eyebrow raise]

[fanserv_ice]

Look, it's a giant dinosaur and it's really strong.

[verypointed]

Of course.

[fanserv_ice]

Don't "of course" me, it really is! None of my attacks made it stop, and I wasn't the only one fighting!

[verypointed]

That is something to consider.

[handsycrafts]

Are we supposed to be, at this point?

[verypointed]

Yes.

[handsycrafts]

I'm just saying, so far today has been more of the same.