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[fuckyou_chorus]

[The weather around camp has been growing increasingly odd, with the air feeling thicker and thicker by the day. The oddness by the barrier had begun to expand to camp at large - strange echos, odd bursts of light, and a general sense of dread permeating everything

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[musclebeast_nut]

[Upon seeing this ADULT FEMALE HUMAN, you are struck with an odd feeling of recognition despite never seeing her before, even through the Trollian viewfinder. You are also inexplicably overcome with an urge to WORDSMITH.]

[ironicicon]

[ > Sis: Be overwhelmed by creepiness.

...bitch, this is Strider Senior. Ain't no goddamn 'overwhelming' happening here.

Still, you can't help but get a vibe from this weird gray kid- ironically, it's not because he's gray and horned. The cracked teeth and sunglasses might have a little bit to do with it though. Still, you decide it can't hurt to give him a standard Strider greeting, and you tilt your head in a slight nod.]

sup
cat got your tongue
or you just overwhelmed by the power of the Strider

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> So you are related in some manner to the Dave human
D --> Though that does not e%plain as much as I would like

[ironicicon]

hahaha
the Dave human
man you sound like every horrible b-movie alien ever

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> By univers001 standards, I am an alien
D --> And I do not see what is so amusing about that

[ironicicon]

the standards of whose universe

but no seriously you're an alien huh
how's that workin' out for ya

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> What kind of ludi% questions are those
D --> I am clearly not human
D --> Nor am I going to go along with your ridicu100s hoofbeastplay

[ironicicon]

simple ones

but hey just askin'
don't gotta answer if you ain't sure you can give a girl what she needs

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> There tr001y is no doubt
D --> You are very much of the same breed as him

[ironicicon]

yeah
damn us Striders and our striking good looks and charisma
they make us so fucking easy to identify
shit really sucks bro how about some goddamn sympathy

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I give no such sympathy to humans, or anyone
D --> Especially those who are needlessly 100d and crass

[ironicicon]

oh you wound my heart little alien dude
that ain't no way to talk to a goddamn lady now, is it?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> You and I do not share the same cultural upbringings
D --> Your feigned offense means nothing to me