THE FOURTH WALL STRIKES BACK.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, y'all! I guess this is what you'd call an overflow post!

[FOURTH WALL KICKOFF CONTINUATIONS to avoid captcha / the old post filling. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.]

Comments

[unmaskedlizard]

. . .

Oh, GREAT.

[notadogsname]

No, no, I'm pretty sure that's my line. Was it the berries?? I bet it was the berries. Note to self, no more berries.

[unmaskedlizard]

[Wait, isn't there a shapeshifter on Canis]

What's the big idea...

[notadogsname]

[your team names are foreign speak to me]

Maybe the meat went bad and I'm having a bad trip.

I should've expected it from that creeper's team.

[unmaskedlizard]

[ok you don't SOUND like that guy you sound like ME]

Wait, okay. What is this. Who are you? What's your deal?

[notadogsname]

I'm me, Red. Who the hell are you? What's with the-- [HANDWAVE HANDWAVE red arm]

[unmaskedlizard]

. . . The name's Allen Walker.

[notadogsname]

[well gosh]

What, really? Really??

[unmaskedlizard]

No I just made that up off the top of my head! And Red's what I was called as a little kid!

[notadogsname]

As you can see, I'm not a kid, but that sure as hell's my name. That's all I got, genius.

[unmaskedlizard]

[UGH MY HEAD]

You said you're on a team, what team? Canis? Do you have all your memories?

[notadogsname]

I'm on Sapphire, which should be obvious from the blue.

And that other thing should be pretty damn obvious too!

[unmaskedlizard]

Sapphire... what...

Then you're from some kind of other Sabra la Tau?

[notadogsname]

Sapphire's my team's name. Aather's got a this whole jewel thing going on.

[unmaskedlizard]

[i... rakes his hair]

Aather.

[notadogsname]

Aather. Land of Sleeping Beauty and Stabby McGee.