THE FOURTH WALL STRIKES BACK.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, y'all! I guess this is what you'd call an overflow post!

[FOURTH WALL KICKOFF CONTINUATIONS to avoid captcha / the old post filling. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.]

Comments

[theninquisition]

[--You look slightly more like my Walker??]

--What is going on?

[notadogsname]

Why do you sound like that dude on Ruby??

[theninquisition]

I haven't a clue you you're referring to, Walker. What are you wearing?

[notadogsname]

My name's Red, not Walker. You sure you haven't gotten the wrong guy?

[theninquisition]

What do you mean it's "Red"--how many of you are there??

[notadogsname]

I'm the only me there is! I don't know about the others!! Who the hell are you!!!

[theninquisition]

You're certainly the only one referring to yourself as "Red" thus far, but you are still... [gestures at you] You wield Innocence, do you not?

I'm Howard Link--Inspector Howard Link, formerly from Central, an administrative branch of the Black Order.

[notadogsname]

..................... so you're part of the man ...

[theninquisition]

Formerly.

[notadogsname]

Wait, you can leave something like that??

[theninquisition]

Not by conventional means. You don't seem to know much about the Order. Why is that?

[notadogsname]

I was kidnapped and brainwashed.

No one ever taught me about stranger danger.

[theninquisition]

[???]

I'm sure you have a natural grasp for it. What do you mean kidnapped and brainwashed?

[notadogsname]

I mean, wherever--whatever home is for me us??, I don't remember anything about it, except bits and pieces. I just turned up in Aather one day and they're like, oh no, fix the world, please! And we'll use your memories as a carrot and stick!

I spent most of my first day thinking about drowning myself.

[theninquisition]

Drowning yourself--Walker! How is that a solution?!

[notadogsname]

Well I was also thinking maybe I'd turn into a fish before that happened.