Camp Merchandise Post!

[marypoopins]

[Today in Camp you might notice a stall selling Camp souvenirs! A lot of it is your usual touristy junk like purple gorilla plush toys and cliché slogany T-shirts like I ♥ CFUD). But you might notice a few shirts that make no fucking sense. (as well as one catered to the many amnesiac tourists)

And a life sized cardboard cut out that is displaying

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[sistercomplex]

[And you are getting glomped.]

Lil' overlord didn't know you came to join the party.

[i_lost_thegame]

[He doesn't know why people keep touching him, but it is not welcome AT ALL.]

Release me at once, insect. What makes you think you have the right to touch me?

[sistercomplex]

Because you're hilarious when you talk like that. Anyway I thought you ditched the bad-boy look.

[i_lost_thegame]

Stop acting as if you know me!

[sistercomplex]

[Hair ruffle.]

Aww man did you forget, Ichijouji? Suck out. And here I was hoping you missed us.

[i_lost_thegame]

[He slips away from your hand, reaching into his cape.]

Touch me again and you'll regret it.

[sistercomplex]

If you pull out your whip you're gonna lose it. Just saying.

[i_lost_thegame]

[Wow that sounded kinda dirty It's not his whip, though - it's his Digivice. And it's glowing.]

I'll teach you to show me some respect.

[sistercomplex]

... You know you can't call your pokemon here right? You've tried it before.

[i_lost_thegame]

[OHO! But Setsuna's forgetting that this is all happening under very unique circumstances. And the ground is starting to shake a little.]

My Digimon are quite accessible, I assure you.

[He's not going to mention how one of them was bested by an overly-friendly telekinetic dude. That's neither here nor there.]

[sistercomplex]

[Stepping back some.]

... What the hell?

[i_lost_thegame]

I warned you, fool. Perhaps I'll spare you if you get on your knees and beg me for forgiveness.

[Lo and behold, this beauty is approaching, a dark ring on its arm and its eyes glowing red.]

((I don't know if Setsuna's able to handle a Deltamon on his own, but I'll find some way for Camp to thwart Ken is he isn't. XD))

[sistercomplex]

... Well at least it doesn't have boobs.

[i_lost_thegame]

[Well, he certainly wasn't expecting that. He blushes, though he doesn't look any less angry.]

What kind of moron would design a dinosaur-like creature with...with those. Dinosaurs aren't even mammals!

[sistercomplex]

Correction! Two morons.

[Also sizing up your dino thar, as he summons his sword from his armlet.]

[i_lost_thegame]

How are you doing that?!