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[playboys_bunny]

[there are so many people in Camp right now and when the sun goes down they are going to have to find someplace to sleep. How does your bed sound?]

((BEDNINJA TIME! People comment with where they are/how they are sleeping, if they're sleeping, and others appear in their beds for fun and profit((4th wallers welcome! I will not be running this, so

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[fruitophile]

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[lunadickery]

[Wonderful. WHAT A GREAT SIGHT TO WAKE UP TO. Anyway, there's a split second moment where it seems like he might lash out, but he doesn't and remains still. Nonetheless, there's something simmering underneath the tension, like a full pot of water just on the verge of boiling over. Is he going to attack? Set you on fire? FART?!

...No, he's just going to use his sternest judge voice on you.]

Then why are you in my bed-

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[lunadickery]

[Wait. This wasn't where he fell asleep.]

...Where am I?

[fruitophile]

[ s l i d e s closer ♣ ]

In trouble. ♥

[lunadickery]

[Slides back-wait, maybe it would be a good idea to actually try to get out of the bed]

I would assume so, considering this is not the same bed I fell asleep in.

[fruitophile]

It happens. ♠ You should go, though... people who get this close to me tend to die. ♣

[lunadickery]

[Pauses before getting out of the bed completely, but still does so. He puts some distance between them before speaking.]

...Care to elaborate on the last point?

[fruitophile]

[ proceeds to take up the entire bed. ♣ ]

I'd love to, but not right now. ♦ It wouldn't be very satisfying. ♠

[lunadickery]

.........

[annnnnnnd leaving. WHY DON'T I HAVE MY LUNATIC SUIT WITH ME]

[copyrightabuser]

[oh my god why are you naked

at least my eyes are closed for now]

[fruitophile]

[ it happens pretty often. ♣ but intruders get rolled onto and pinned. ♠ ]

[copyrightabuser]

[WAKING UP and reflexively reaching for a shuriken that doesn't exist, nor could he move to retrieve even if it did]

[fruitophile]

Oh. ♣

[copyrightabuser]

You-! What are you doing here...!?

[fruitophile]

That's my question to ask. ♦ These antics get tiring quickly. ♣

[copyrightabuser]

[He glances aside quickly- oh... this isn't... his room]

Th-This is-