The Enigma of CFUD

Aug 27, 2011 08:36

Wherever you are - and whoever you are - in the great outdoors today, suddenly you find yourself drawn to..., Maybe it's a rock face, a certain point in the middle of the cornfields. No matter where it is, you arrive to find... a hole. Your hole.

A hole made for you.

((I apologise for any mental trauma that may ensue. 4th wall welcome! Either Read more... )

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 02:56:26 UTC
[...yay...]

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:05:17 UTC
It's a hole.

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 03:06:20 UTC
I've noticed. A little help here?

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:07:23 UTC
Why should I know what it is?

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 03:10:02 UTC
[... are you serious]

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:11:50 UTC
What?

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 03:12:36 UTC
Are you going to help me or not?

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:13:53 UTC
What am I helping you with? It's a hole, Oz Vessalius. What do you intend to do with it?

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 03:14:36 UTC
To get out, obviously!

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:16:00 UTC
You still haven't explained how you got in there in the first place.

[still, his life is hard, grabbing him to try and haul him out.]

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 03:17:57 UTC
I don't know. It just appeared.

[takes that hand]

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:19:50 UTC
You have the most uncanny ability to find trouble.

[WE'RE PULLIN']

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 03:21:56 UTC
I'm well aware of it.

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:23:19 UTC
How do you fall into a hole like this anyway?

[THEY SEE US PULLIN', THEY HATIN']

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oztensibly August 27 2011, 03:24:24 UTC
It just appeared out of nowhere!

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kepthishead August 27 2011, 03:25:52 UTC
Only you would find a way to make the earth swallow you!

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